When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.
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"I woke up this morning with with his face between my legs. You could say it was a magic morning."
"How do you want to wake up? I'll take a magic morning."
"How do you want to wake up? I'll take a magic morning."
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Get the Magic Morning mug.A term used to describe a morning where you quickly try to finish up an assignment that is due that day. Hence; "Last Minute Morning".
DUDE! I'm so tired because of procrastinating that project up until the last minute morning. I hope I get a good grade...
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Get the Last Minute Morning mug.Ryan had such big wood when I woke up, I couldn't resist giving him morning head. I have never seen him so happy to be awoken!
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Get the Morning head mug.A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
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