The Morale Police, the guardians of draconian working policies, deny all forms of amusement, smiling and entertainment to the working masses. With their slogan of "Morale, together we'll crack it!" they attempt to drain the workers of any happiness they may have.
Johnny:- "Wow Jimmy, I can't beleive there's no flying! Maybe they'll send us home early!"
Jimmy:- "I do hope so Johnny, That would make me most happy!"
Morale Police:- "You two, go and do this pointless task that I've thought up just to keep you at work longer"
Jimmy:- "I do hope so Johnny, That would make me most happy!"
Morale Police:- "You two, go and do this pointless task that I've thought up just to keep you at work longer"
by Stu Moss January 22, 2007
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note: although the experience will fade over time and often prove inconsequential in one's life, it will never truly go away and can resurface at any time, often causing a burning sensation one's moral fiber.
note: although the experience will fade over time and often prove inconsequential in one's life, it will never truly go away and can resurface at any time, often causing a burning sensation one's moral fiber.
guy: oh my god, did you see the bacne on that butterface at the bar last night?
guy 2: dude, don't talk about it.
guy 1: why so sensitive?
guy 2: i just don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: wait, you never came home last night.
guy 2: i said i don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: holy crap. you didnt sleep with her, did you?
guy 2: (silence)
guy 1: dude, thats disgusting.
guy 2: listen, man, the moral herpes is enough, thanks.
guy 2: dude, don't talk about it.
guy 1: why so sensitive?
guy 2: i just don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: wait, you never came home last night.
guy 2: i said i don't want to talk about it.
guy 1: holy crap. you didnt sleep with her, did you?
guy 2: (silence)
guy 1: dude, thats disgusting.
guy 2: listen, man, the moral herpes is enough, thanks.
by matt and steve December 26, 2007
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The internal set of morals or the conscience that leads people to make good decisions. Often times this is a person in a group who's friends will turn to for advice for he will never lead them astray.
The internal set of morals or the conscience that leads people to make good decisions. Often times this is a person in a group who's friends will turn to for advice for he will never lead them astray.
Guy: what should we do with this extra food?
Guy 2: I don't know, let's ask Landon, he's the moral compass! He'll know exactly what to do.
Guy 2: I don't know, let's ask Landon, he's the moral compass! He'll know exactly what to do.
by Rockymountainnotthejuniorhigh July 20, 2014
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moraga is that place mentioned in the def.
by 54136+05AC9 November 10, 2007
Get the Moraga mug.A funny person, actor, or nice guy. Other than CERTAIN PEOPLE'S inpressions of him, he is an awesome actor and cool guy. If you are called Rick Moranis, it is a good thing. If anyone calls Rick Moranis bad in any way, shun them.
Oh, and HE'S MY FAVORITE ACTOR!!!!!! *rasthberry*
Oh, and HE'S MY FAVORITE ACTOR!!!!!! *rasthberry*
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