Moustache

Slang for african american person, black person, negro, nigger, etc

This popular trend was started by moustaches themselves, and is quickly catching on

Trust me, EVERYONE is calling black people moustaches

Variants: Moussies, 'Staches

Yo, wats up my moustache
Moustache, what?
Boy do I hate moustaches
Moustaches are really fast
Hey look, a moustache!

by top secret! December 22, 2004

molostache

a molostache would be a..say...barley there moustache..maybe a bit of hair on the upper lip..but not enough too call a moustache..

holy shit! did you see that doods molostache??!

by z e r o September 4, 2006

molestache

When a person, more humorous when they happen to be female, has a mole above her upper lip area, supplemented with a mousatche, varying in thickness.

Dude, look at that chick's molestache.

by Nick (2) Chris Sean etc etc March 20, 2004

Polkadotted Manstache

severally obese female with addiction to fast greasy food, cheattos, flicking beans in the dark and stomping. beware this creature refuses to wax the stache so some braiding skills may be necessary. In order to quiet the creature one must provide Jimmy's food (anything from the menu is fine bc she'll eat anything). Please report any sightings of the manstache because your life may be in danger!!!!!

Did you see the Polkadotted Manstache? yea i think im blind now

by April 24th May 2, 2007

molestache

A cheesy mustache that gives the wearer the appearance of a stereotypical 1970s child molester.

John's new molestache makes me want to hide my kid whenever I see him

by delapine April 30, 2010

senior moustache

a moustache. coming from the french.
refered to as a cool person. very unique. seen as weird sometimes. head charge. kind. generous. and someone people want to be around all the time. doesn't really express their feelings and pretends that everything is fine. keeps everything to themselves. can be a mystery at times.

The Senior Moustache from the town was always crowded with people.

by Youlie Udest May 21, 2008

Bloody Moustache

When one receives a bloody lining around their lips, particularly the upper lip, as a result of performing oral sex on a woman while she is menstruating.

I wish my girlfriend would get off her fucking period. She keeps giving me bloody moustaches and I don't appreciate it one bit!!!

by Lindley! May 18, 2009