douche monger

one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.

Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger

by Mikey Masullo May 1, 2006

dick monger

The act of rubbing another males penis against your own. Both of the penis's must be erect and the participants must be standing facing each other somewhat far apart. The first to cum must do so on the others face.

dude, Scott and I totally tried dick mongling last night and i guess you can call me dick monger now!

by The Vegimite November 27, 2007

Jew monger

someone who sells jews illegaly on the internet, or someone who secretly seduces jews into sex.

That jew monger, he makes $200 dollars a week i make $100 selling dildo's to broads

by Jake AKA J-Massa March 25, 2007

cock monger

One who mongs the cock

Refer to Monger.

That girl over there is a huge cock monger.

by Ltray April 13, 2008

Turkey Monger

A Turkey Monger is a person who steals the sniper rifle from Captain Fresh in Halo 2 on Xbox Live.

God damnit! You turkey monger, that's my rifle!

by Captain Fresh December 24, 2004

fish monger

a stupid ass mother loving cock suck dick bashing asshole licking leg humping mother and father fucking cow tail sucking testicle popping eye dropping nosey assed creepy little bastard's raping pure 100% son of a fucking ugly bitch

Richard Mowen is a fish monger

by Amin the King of the World December 9, 2003

indian monger

A person of indian(india) descent living in Baton Rouge.they like to play cricket, they hang all their clothes to dry, and eat a lot of curry.

Damn there's a lot of indian mongers at coventry Terrace apartments.

by borderline soulja March 19, 2009