Mexican Bar Mitzvah

After f*cking a woman so hard she turns 13 and becomes a man. Music, dancing, and food usually immediately follow. The newly grown penis is obviously circumcised and the f*ckee may, in some instances, develop daily cravings for pastrami on rye sandwiches.

I drank so much Manischewitz after I gave your mother a mexican bar mitzvah last night I fell down doing to electric slide.

by KNOb23 July 13, 2009

motz

Can be a rather large person or a skinny person who just likes to eat a lot. The word is most commonly used to describe a person you dislike or if your friend does something stupid.

cool person: Did you just eat ALL 20 pies!?
motz person: yeah..
cool person: whoa, your such a motz!

by Sherrii A. January 13, 2008

Moritz

sucks d*** in his free time

Moritz is gay

by lollolololololololololololol January 11, 2019

moritz

has a smal penis so he sucks a lot of dick's

hey moritz

by lars was hier November 30, 2021

Bat Mitzvah

A Jewish celebration where a girl of 12 or 13 pretends to read in Hebrew even though she really only memorized the transliteration then dances the electric slide in front of family she doesn't even know. She wears an ugly poofy dress and will regret that day for many years to come.

Jew "are you coming to my Bat Mitzvah?"
unsuspecting Goy " Yeah! it'll be awesome!"

by kosherMatza July 5, 2020

Moit

Moit, a women's sexual organ. The opening of the vagina.

Stick it in ya moit hole! cunt vagina gash fuck hole pussy vag

by alexisliving June 17, 2010

mitzi buzz

A hyper state of mind

My m8's on a right mitzi buzz
My m8's realy hyper

by Sam lawson March 13, 2008