misabled

The quality of not having the appropriate skills for the task at hand. Alternatively used to describe someone who only possesses the wrong skills.

If you were just a little more inept you would be misabled.

by Denjell February 13, 2020

Miracle

She’s stunning and graceful. Radiant in her ethereal beauty. An Enigma. Usually used to describe analytical, attractive, creative, witty, intelligent women. She’s soft and beautiful, cuddly perfection. She will go to the ends of the earth for those she calls clan but cross her or do her wrong and you will feel her wrath. She is a Queen and a true diamond among women.

She’s an absolute Miracle. Utter perfection!

by BrattyPeach October 14, 2019

Christmas miracle

The single wipe poop i.e. one wipe and it comes up clean. Called the christmas miracle because it's a rare and miraculous event. Synonym for ghostie

Dude, I don't know what I've been eating, but I've had like three christmas miracles this week.

by Eat 'n' Sweat January 1, 2009

Christmas Miracle

When you're banging a girl in missionary position and you run your hand through your hair over and over again so all your dandruff falls on her face like snow on Christmas Day.

Lisa said she hoped it would snow on Christmas this year, so Bob gave her a Christmas Miracle that night.

by netflixandchill1000 January 30, 2017

Miracle Drug

Something that can attain a euphoric state, such as an extremely delicious plate of fettucine alfredo, or downing a whole bottle of aspirin with a 40 oz Colt 45.

Willis: I've been in such a stupor lately.

Cornelius: Well, i'm not, I just took like 15 vicodin, and i'm feeling gooooooooood....

Willis: Ah, the miracle drugs, pass some down you fuckhole.



Steve: My girl gave me a blowjob when I came home, she's totally my Miracle Drug.

Tyrone: Youse wun lukky nigga, muhfucker.

by milesofrain February 4, 2009

miracle whip

Another, more modern term, for the Popemobile.

Hey, looks like the Pope just got his ride back from Unique Autosports! It's the Miracle Whip!

by Galaxie427 November 19, 2007

Miracle

What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.

Omg here’s an ultrasound of our miracle that you can hardly see

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 9, 2023