miwf

mom i woud't fuck..... pronounced (mwoof)

opposite of milf

your mom is a miwf, but your sisters hot.

by amw_500 August 14, 2009

midwit

An internet term that ironically, is something only an actual midwit would try to use on in the internet to look vErY sMaRt.

Midwit: That comment was something only a midwit would say!
Normal person: WTF is a midwit? Do you spend too much time on the internet trying to look smart?

by fupa99 November 30, 2021

midwit

Someone who contends that a general statement is a statement of bias.

Has an IQ at or around 120.

A midwit believes that general statements are statements of bias and will only accept specialized statements as pre-qualified.

by sandraxine October 14, 2020

midf

Like the fore mentioned milf , this word originates from those who like the older generation meaning "mum i did fuck"

Oh you know that milf well she is now a midf

by Nick T October 14, 2004

midwank

when somebody catches you in the act of jacking off

*Friend comes in without knocking*

"Dude get the fuck out, I'm in midwank"

by Rakkety February 16, 2009

Midwest Ski Film Festival

the Annual Midwest Ski Film Festival in Milwaukee Wisconsin. Hosted yearly with the best Ski Movies of the year. The largest ski film festival in the entire midwest bringing in people from multiple states.

Hey, lets go to the Midwest Ski Film Festival

by Davie99 November 18, 2009

Midfuck

having sex with someone in their middle, A.K.A belly button. You need to have a deep belly button to midfuck.

1- Hey man i totally midfucked that chick last night!
2- i believe it. i lost my keys in her belly button last saturday.

by Uberzanoobzer April 13, 2011