Midget Marine

Gaige Chaney. AKA (Hertz), (little big bro because I'm his lil brother and taller than him), and (fag). The dudes like 4'10"....maybe, if that. Freakin scrubb
Forest: "Bro I seen this guy, gaige yesterday bro, and bro, I gotta tell you. He's a fuckin midget marine bro"
Aron: *looks ashamed of relation bro* *then whidpers bro* that's my brother....Bro"
Forest: "Bro..."
Aron: "I know right, and he thinks man ho is an insult bro."
Gaige: *read this definition*....*FUCKING DIES*
by Definitions...bro December 11, 2018
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Midget punting

The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.

It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
by Monghider July 02, 2020
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midget twister

When a man lays down while a midget sits on his dick and he proceeds to spin her on his dick as to resemble a twister
"Dude I gave Jenny a huge midget twister last night"
by StormRydr1 August 01, 2017
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midget buzzing

mostly used in video games midget buzzing is the act of sneaking up on a person and clapping it from behind while the person dies without realising
guy 1: dude you should get pubg that game is awesome me and my buddy were just midget buzzing everyone
guy2: tf is midget buzzing
guy1: sneaking up on tards and killing them while they dont realise
by gajunas July 22, 2018
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Midget Rich

Not a millionaire, but in the game with respectable salary and reasonable savings.
by Jsp05208 May 07, 2022
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Midget Stack

This sexual act is performed by a group of 10 or more midgets. This act requires one to lay on his back while the others began to pile on filling any hole they can find. Typically done at orgies to entertain orgy goes of normal heights.
Rick: Well Dan I tell ya you should have been at the orgy last night. we had a midget stack as entertainment
Dan: well shit I wish I was there now
by Mr.Diddler March 07, 2019
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Maniacal Midget

A hyperactive child. Usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.
Manager: Sorry about the mess Joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!
by Bookstore Slave January 11, 2013
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