The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.
Nathan- Ha! You guys look like you are in kindergarten!
Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!
Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.
Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!
Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.
by A Member Of The Midget Army December 27, 2013
Get the midget armymug. A hyperactive child. Usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.
Manager: Sorry about the mess Joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!
by Bookstore Slave January 13, 2013
Get the Maniacal Midgetmug. Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010
Get the Bonerfied Midgetmug. A 6ft Midget is someone who claims to be 6ft but is really 5’11, which makes him not tall as 6ft, making him a 6ft midget
Jayden: Hey guys how tall are you?
William: oh I’m 6’1
James: yeah I’m 6ft
Jayden: wait what, no you’re not
William: yeah you’re 5’11 you 6ft Midget
James: screw you guys:(
Jeffrey: yeah I’m 5ft
William: oh I’m 6’1
James: yeah I’m 6ft
Jayden: wait what, no you’re not
William: yeah you’re 5’11 you 6ft Midget
James: screw you guys:(
Jeffrey: yeah I’m 5ft
by JDNC777 August 19, 2022
Get the 6ft Midgetmug. When a man lays down while a midget sits on his dick and he proceeds to spin her on his dick as to resemble a twister
by StormRydr1 July 31, 2017
Get the midget twistermug. 1. A kid whose friends are taller than him who happens to be more muscular than them.
2. A short dude who lifts weights.
3. A muscular midget
4. A midget who is actually pumping steroids into his system.
5. A term of endearment to the short-muscular guy in your group of friends (in the non-gay were totally cool kind of way)
2. A short dude who lifts weights.
3. A muscular midget
4. A midget who is actually pumping steroids into his system.
5. A term of endearment to the short-muscular guy in your group of friends (in the non-gay were totally cool kind of way)
by Valher November 2, 2009
Get the Midget-On-Steroidsmug. When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017
Get the midget handymug.