mercinary position 

An act of violently making love forced face-first against a wall; the man assumes rear entry, and while using a fistful of hair to firmly pull the woman's head back, he uses the other hand to hold a knife to her throat (or to grip around her throat, throttling her, in the case of safer play).

Since I know how much you love the sweet rough sex, tonight I'm going to give it to you in mercinary position.

mercinary position by Platinum Chef February 22, 2008

mercedes

1. name of a sweet ass car.

2. name of a sweet ass girl.

3. name of a sexy car.

4. name of a sexy girl.

5. my name :]

1. whoah, that mercedes is fucking awesome. 2. that girl mercedes is hottt. 3. that mercedes is sweeeet 4. that mercedes girl is reeaaaalllyyy hott. dayum. 5. yeah im sexy :]

mercedes by heeyy mercedes October 16, 2008

Carlos Mencia 

A REALLY big loser who does not deserve his own show. I will say that he makes some funny things up, but he screws them up because he is a complete jackass. I also hate him because he filled in for the Chapelle Show! And he even trys to trademark the phrase "da da duh!", that is what he calls stupid people.

Carlos Mencia is a very big idiot!

Carlos Mencia by Greg B October 11, 2005

merc 

1. short for mercenary, which is a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army. Used by urban geeks to describe the culprit in a fantasy ambush.
2. anyone who serves or works merely for monetary gain; a mugger

Last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

merc by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

Mercan 

A pubic wig. used to replace pubic hair that one desires but does not have do to an accident or a hormonal defect

Bob has a mercan because he has no pubes

Mercan by andrew w. September 16, 2005

Mercedes-Benz 

A car company that was created by the inventor of the gas-powered automobile, Karl Benz. Often sterotyped as "the rich man's car".

I saw a modded Cobra get smoked by a stock Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG

Mercedes-Benz by Adrian Krynski November 10, 2003

Marci Day 

Marci Day is a special celebration that by coincidence coincides with a particular phase of the moon. Ancient tradition places Marci Day whenever the moon is neither full nor new but somewhere in between. The history of Marci day is dubious yet noble. It inspires people of all creeds, species, and food preference to dine out, stay in, and just give in to all sorts of pleasures. The giving of small gifts of appreciation is not discouraged on Marci Day nor is the ignition of displays of pyrotechnics.

Joe: "What are you doing for Marci Day?"
Moe: "I'm going out and getting hammered and exposing myself in public, what about you?"
Joe: "I'm going celebrate with dancing around an aluminum pole, an airing of greivances, and feats of strength!"

Marci Day by Stymie August 15, 2006