Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.
“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
by robbiekates November 1, 2017

When you meet him.. you just know..
You don't know why exactly you're so appealed by him, is it his mysterious vibes? His cheeky smile? His amazing 6-packs? His majestic butt?
Oh girl you will ask yourself so many questions but he worth it.
Oh also as you were wondering he is an absolute god in the bed so listen to your instincts, jump in, and get ready to some stellar nights
You don't know why exactly you're so appealed by him, is it his mysterious vibes? His cheeky smile? His amazing 6-packs? His majestic butt?
Oh girl you will ask yourself so many questions but he worth it.
Oh also as you were wondering he is an absolute god in the bed so listen to your instincts, jump in, and get ready to some stellar nights
by Shakiraissingle September 16, 2022

Melvin (Bunglish)
Bunglish Slang
Definition:
Melvin is a Bunglish slang term referring to the Erdleaf flower in Elden Ring, a key crafting ingredient used to create "Melvin Potions." These potions allow players to summon other players into their world for cooperative play. The term “Melvin” adds a casual, humorous flavor to otherwise straightforward in-game items and mechanics.
Origins:
The term emerged from Bunglish communities around 2023–2024, as players adapted official Elden Ring terminology into the dialect’s playful and irreverent style. Erdleaf flowers became “Melvins,” and the potions crafted from them took the same nickname, emphasizing Bunglish’s tendency to give formal game items humorous slang names.
Usage:
Refers both to the raw crafting material (Erdleaf flower) and to the consumable summoning potions.
Commonly used in cooperative play contexts when requesting or discussing multiplayer assistance.
Often paired with other Bunglish terms for humor: “Grab some Melvins before you go fight that Smelvin.”
Bunglish Slang
Definition:
Melvin is a Bunglish slang term referring to the Erdleaf flower in Elden Ring, a key crafting ingredient used to create "Melvin Potions." These potions allow players to summon other players into their world for cooperative play. The term “Melvin” adds a casual, humorous flavor to otherwise straightforward in-game items and mechanics.
Origins:
The term emerged from Bunglish communities around 2023–2024, as players adapted official Elden Ring terminology into the dialect’s playful and irreverent style. Erdleaf flowers became “Melvins,” and the potions crafted from them took the same nickname, emphasizing Bunglish’s tendency to give formal game items humorous slang names.
Usage:
Refers both to the raw crafting material (Erdleaf flower) and to the consumable summoning potions.
Commonly used in cooperative play contexts when requesting or discussing multiplayer assistance.
Often paired with other Bunglish terms for humor: “Grab some Melvins before you go fight that Smelvin.”
Examples:
“Better stock up on Melvins, I’m gonna need backup.”
“Throw a Melvin Potion if you want me to help with that boss.”
“Can’t believe that Smelvin blocked the path again — Melvins saved my run.”
Cultural Notes:
Melvin represents how Bunglish humorously adapts serious gameplay elements into its absurd lexicon. It stands out because it refers to a useful, positive item rather than an insult, balancing the dialect’s mix of mocking and camaraderie.
Related Terms:
Smelvin – Rune Bear enemy.
Bradley – weak/unskilled player.
Villain – enemy or disliked player.
No Rick – no skill.
Baaby – cowardly or childish player.
“Better stock up on Melvins, I’m gonna need backup.”
“Throw a Melvin Potion if you want me to help with that boss.”
“Can’t believe that Smelvin blocked the path again — Melvins saved my run.”
Cultural Notes:
Melvin represents how Bunglish humorously adapts serious gameplay elements into its absurd lexicon. It stands out because it refers to a useful, positive item rather than an insult, balancing the dialect’s mix of mocking and camaraderie.
Related Terms:
Smelvin – Rune Bear enemy.
Bradley – weak/unskilled player.
Villain – enemy or disliked player.
No Rick – no skill.
Baaby – cowardly or childish player.
by No Rick 🎉🎉😂😂 July 27, 2025

When a person is awkward af or fucks up a lot of times drop drinks or fucks up the first date. we use we melvin that .
by OG_namer May 10, 2022

A social outcast who needs to always be right with a more than considerable chance of being a pedophile.
by SamTheMelvinator December 2, 2023

He’s funny smart always trying to do to his best gets all the girls but he doesn’t know one of the biggest bozos you ever meet but at the end of the day it’s fun to have him as a best friend
by Usogueyguey November 7, 2021

Melvin is a strong, intelligent man. He has such charm and charisma that radiates off of him. God has allowed him to develop a pure, genuine heart so that he may be a blessing to others.
He has faced many trials and tribulations and has stood the test of time. His friends adore him. People naturally gravitate towards his energy and presence.
The love, attention and care that you will receive from him will be unmatched. His ability to be so amazing comes from the blessing that God bestowed upon his life.
If you have a Melvin in your life, call him. Uplift him. And let him know that you appreciate him.
He has faced many trials and tribulations and has stood the test of time. His friends adore him. People naturally gravitate towards his energy and presence.
The love, attention and care that you will receive from him will be unmatched. His ability to be so amazing comes from the blessing that God bestowed upon his life.
If you have a Melvin in your life, call him. Uplift him. And let him know that you appreciate him.
Melvin is a honorable, handsome and kind man. One who is immediately respected due to his status and his ability to carry himself gracefully.
by Ohmygoshhhh November 23, 2021
