Melvin

Melvin is one of the most social persons in the world. He always knows what to say. They mostly have curly hair and love music and biking. He always knows what to do and never gets bored. He’s the kindest, most loving person you will ever meet. You can’t unnotice him. He’s the hottest guy in the room. Usually only child.

What a Melvin! Everybody notices him!

by Kikkererwt3 November 21, 2021

Melvin

Laura’s amazing, precious boyfriend. godly in bed 😻best kisser !! cutest fat cheeks you’ll ever see

you wish you had a Melvin.

by laura 🕸 November 21, 2021

Melvin

Name

My name melvin

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Melvin

Youtube is MelvinTube. The smartest person in the world, and is also the best fighter in the world!

Wow look at Melvin over there, can we get his autograph?

by anonymous December 20, 2020

Melvin

Youtube is MelvinTube. The smartest person in this world, and is the best at MMA

Wow its Melvin over there, can we get his autograph?

by MelvinTubeYT December 20, 2020

Melvin Money

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.

Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.

“Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”

by Estretoseten January 26, 2021

Melvin

An insult used by traders and the investment community for whenever someone egregiously short-sells a stock/commodity/cryptocurrency to the point of insolvency.

"Hey did you see that huge 3000 BTC short at $12,500 get liquidated at $15,000?"
"Yea bro, what a Melvin, everybody knows that all bears die."

by HFSP January 26, 2021