May 15

A day of celebration with the girl you like the most

Andrew: you see Annalisa over there?
Frank: Yeah? Why?
Andrew: I want to spend May 15 with her.

by Laxhomie69429 May 14, 2019

May 30

National take a picture with your boyfriend/girlfriend day. You have to take a picture with your boyfriend/girlfriend no matter what 🤠

Guy-Hey let’s take a picture

Girl-is it may 30
Guy- yep national take a picture with your girlfriend day

by Dangitimasleepagain May 29, 2019

May 29

National punch anyone name Zach day

Noah- Zach its May 29
Zach- o shit
Noah- *uppercuts zach

by dr._dank_noodles May 28, 2019

May 28

When the cutest girl was born 😘😘

She was def born on May 28th she’s so hottt

by hahabestie October 24, 2019

may 17

birthdate of a sexy beast

"hey did you see that girl pass us"
"yeah i hear her birthdays may 17th"

by fathoodbitch October 15, 2019

May 12

May 12th is that date of which the best party's every year are thrown, each may 12th you or one of your friends must host a rager.

Are you going to any party's tomorrow?

No why?

Its may 12, national party day.

by Greenwaffle273 February 24, 2018

Billy Mays

The best salesman in the world. There's just no denying it.

Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy Mays showed me the error of my ways"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!"

by ChallengerApproching July 27, 2009