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Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?
Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??
by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 21, 2011
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Mathalete

Definition 1: Someone who is a ninja at maths.
Bill: Dude what's a martingale?

Josh: A martingale is a stochastic process where the expected value of all the future values equals the current value.

Bill: How the fuck do you know this shit!?

Josh: I'm a mathalete.
by The JTC May 25, 2010
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matharchod

Who have illegal relation with one's mom.
stifler is a matharchod, in fact grand matherchod
by onestop May 9, 2008
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mahamid

A dick that talks and shoots people.
My mahamid was totally out of control yesterday. It shot my girlfriend.
by fancypants23453 April 16, 2009
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kurt's mathematics centre

I saw my friend at kurt's mathematics centre around 1 year ago
I haven't seen him since

Think you're smart? Have a big ego? Have a cocky attitude? Come to Kurt, He'll fix you!

Kurt's centre is actually a burial ground for all the kids he has hit with his metal ruler.
by sofa. October 19, 2021
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mathematics

"Hey baby. Whas yo mathematics?"
"My what?"
"Your mathematics."
"Oh my number. No."
by ...<@!+Y March 31, 2007
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manham

my manham is huge!!!
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