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Martha Stewart

Martha don’t snitch, she’s too streetwise a real street n**ga
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Chocolate Martha Stewart

The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."
"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"

"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
by Kevalo May 25, 2025
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Martha Stewart Living

a magazine and former television program featuring entertaining and lifestyle expert Martha Stewart.
Dotdash Meredith will end the print edition of Martha Stewart Living next month, making it the company's seventh title to cease physical publication this year.
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Martha

The most stunning person ever to exist, they are funny and lovely. They have the most amazing eyes and a beautiful smile,, they're perfect.
Xam: That is my partner Martha.
Person: very gud very cool
Xam: Yes, they're perfect <3
by Xam ♡♡𓆏𓆏 November 21, 2021
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Martha

Batman and Superman’s mom name lol
Superman(while being choked by Batman):”mar-martha”
Batman:”WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
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Martha

The human embodiment of the Trojan Horse, she will lure you in with her adorableness and cuteness but destroy you from the inside overtime
1) I hope Martha never comes back to school
by Lord Nut October 16, 2019
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Martha Stewart

“Frank is the best Martha Stewart, he was elbow deep in my ass last night
by Jacktheyak October 23, 2025
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