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Excessively Fat and Bald
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marlon brando

To act similar to Marlon Brando, whoever he is.
He pulled a marlon brando again, whatever that's supposed to mean.
by Word of the Day May 30, 2004
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Marlon

he can't do anthing he is a marlon
by hgshfgsjgfjhfjgfgdf October 29, 2017
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Post Malowen

A cool kid named Owen who looks like Post Malone, who doesn't brush his teeth like Post Malone and looks like high all the time.
Friend: Bro that guy Owen looks like Post Malone
Me: Bro lets call him Post Malowen
by Post Malowen October 30, 2018
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Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A mental disorder commonly experienced by mental health professionals wherein an unshakable self-identification of being a giant sugary marshmallow ultimately complicates and disrupts their day-to-day routines.

Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.

Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.

The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."

Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
by Wittyhandle September 12, 2021
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Marlowe

The biggest schmuck to ever walk the earth. He gets way too many girls.
Person 1: how can such a dog get so many girls.
Person 2:ikr he's such a Marlowe.
by anøn November 11, 2018
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Marlon

someone who cares to much about other people instead of himself and gets nothing out of it because he's an idiot that feels to much when all he gets is being treated like trash most of the time. don't get to attached to a Marlon unless you wanna be treated with love and respect and get all the support in the world
"Oh look that dude just got shot!"
"Oh don't mind him, that's Marlon"
by imgayandmydogsknowsit February 13, 2018
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