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lap marbles

Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa
I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles
by DaTickler December 25, 2024
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merry marbling

merry marbling is the best story ever created of two boys in love, youthful and cute, klay loves merry marbling, merry marbling is life but merry marbling has ended, so some people may feel suicidal, but its okay, because maybe there will be side stories, yugun is the best character ever created and i love him. If you have and merry marbling merch dm me at mecari or depop at klaynation.
by nyasalvs September 12, 2025
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less marbles

by Associated February 15, 2023
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Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.
"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"
by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019
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Bath marble

Firstly, have you ever ejaculated into a bath?

The spunk that forms in and under the water, looks like the inside of a marble. Hence the term …bath marble.

Shoot your load. Swirl it around. Boom
Phwoahh. I was bath marbling last night again. Created one hell of a bath marble
by DaddyHammer June 11, 2025
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Marble

One of a kind grandma. She’s like a fancy, prim and proper, hard headed, super stubborn, gracious and hard working elegant bull dog. Very loyal to family. Spoils her grandchildren.
My Mamaw’s name is Marble
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Marbles

It is 100% NOT a sport!!!
Marbles are for meaningless dweebs that have no other interests in life. People who play marbles and think it's a sport is most likely a virgin. Thinking that there's a "World Marbles Championship" and actually takes it seriously, is just disgusting. The definition of an actual "sport" is an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment. Marbles does not cause physical exertion unless you're doing pull-ups with your fingers. So...marbles is not a sport god damn it.
"Marbles is a varified sport, even my mom agrees" - Josh
"I agree with Josh, several marbles competitions were featured by Forbes" - Ethan
by joemama...__?? October 23, 2019
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