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Malibu Feedbag

The resting of the testicles of a 80's hair band rocker from Malibu against one's chin to allow for the voracious licking, biting, and sucking of the balls and lower penis, performed in the manner of a horse eating out of a feedbag.

The Malibu Feedbag is always performed with the recipient/rocker standing and the "bagger" either crouching, bent-over, or kneeling; neither party may be lying down or sitting.

In a "Classic Malibu Feedbag" the recipient/rocker wraps an extra long belt around his naked waste and secures it around the "baggers" head to attach the "bag (i.e. testicles to the chin)" and prevent the "bagger" from stopping before the contents of the bag are "consumed/drained."

The inspiration for the name/manuver has been traced to an overly zealous Malibu supermarket "bagger" who would throw herself at all the rockers that shopped at the market (primarily Motley Crew), who, once given the opportunity to hang out in private, performed the maneuver out of shear uncontrollable lust for the band.
"Dude, I met this chic at a Crew reunion show last night who was so fuckin horny at the site of Vince, she dropped to her knees and gave me a wicked Malibu feedbag during Home Sweet Home."
by Stevo C. November 10, 2008
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Maliboomer

1. to go up high really fast

2. former Disney California Adventure ride

3. yell it when your scared or really excited
1. on the elevator brianna screamed, "Maliboomer!" because it was going up really fast.

2. I wish Maliboomer was never taken away for the California Adventure expansion!

3. Brianna yelled, "Malibooomer!!" When her sister gave her a gift.
by D.K.E.W October 15, 2011
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Malibu Barbie

A euphemism plumbers use for a used tampon that is discovered in the plumbing. A common cause for toilets becoming backed up.
Joe found a malibu barbie in his clients toilet, those things really do help his business.
by Panoramic Scoop September 14, 2010
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Malice in wonderland

A crazy trip video that has girls like coming out of there own vaginas(most likely baced off of acid like the real alice in wonderland) it used to be played in movie theaters and if you saw it while triping you would like die
did you see that tripy video Malice in wonderland
by bob teats April 16, 2010
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Malicious Monsters

(noun)
1. The meaning of evil. A monster that will tear you apart, mind and soul.
(adjective)
2. Something that obeys rules without humanity, or without paying attention to specific nuances or situations.
(example 1)
The Malicious Monsters are beautiful and vain, but mostly are evil.
by Michelle Munoz July 28, 2007
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malicia

We had a pyjama party last night and ate cookies with malicia
by eopnalla June 20, 2016
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malicrated

Man I worked out so hard today , my muscles feel malicrated.
by TheScrantonStrangler October 17, 2017
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