Morris Machine

A delusional attempt to elevate oneself through propagation of a false persona.

Who am I, I'm the Morris Machine.
Of course it worked. Morris Machine.

by SeeMeScrollin September 22, 2018

wash machine head

When the head is so good, she must be on spin cycle.

Hunter: Yo I got head from that one chick last night.
Alex: Bro was it good?
Hunter: Yeah bro she gave me wash machine head.

by Mothersloads December 3, 2018

Filling Machine

NOT the rinsing machine. The rinsing machine rinses the bottles out, while the filling machine fills the bottles with soda. i want to re-iterate. this is NOT THE RINSING MACHINE. THIS IS THE FILLING MACHINE

why do people keep confusing the Filling Machine with the Rinsing Machine?

by 14637956857642236735 April 4, 2021

Jack-Off Machine

Computer/Tablet/Smart Phone, etc. anything that you can stream porn with.

During my morning whack-off my Jack-Off Machine lost its internet connection.

by Daddy (*)(*) December 25, 2011

Machika

Is a word in the laguage of papiamento spoken on the islands of Aruba, Curacao and Bonaire. The meaning to this word is to smash.

Your blouse is really machika, why didn’t you iron it.

Boil the potatos and they put butter in the pan so that it is easier to machika.

by A girl from Aruba January 21, 2018

Macaholic

One who is addicted to everything Apple related. One who may also have every Macintosh product, i.e. multiple iPods, an iPhone, an iMac, a MacBook and a MacBook Pro laptop.

When ever I go over to Mirranda's house, she has a new Macintosh product. She is such a Macaholic!

by mirrandabob December 9, 2008

record machine

A large machine that plays records. Also something you can lean against when your feet are tired.

Can't you see me standing here? I got my back against the record machine

by Trelane March 9, 2008