dangerous load

This is when a male has the ability to have sex with anything in the area. They will significantly drop their standards to get some sex. This is because they are carrying a dangerous sperm load that will have the man regretting his decision the next day.

Usually happens when going out at night and having a few alcoholic beverages. Can be prevented by masturbating if the feeling of a dangerous load comes across.

Guy1: I think I have a few broken ribs from riding that fat girl last night.
Guy2: Yeah, you did have a dangerous load.

Guy1: Woah, check out the hot chick that just walked in.
Guy2: Dude! Thats your sister.
Guy1: I think I might hit that tonight.
Guy2: You better go home now before you do something with that dangerous load you have.

by cunnazee December 20, 2008

shot his load

The moment, or, the moment just after a guy ejaculates. The 'load' being his cum.

Kath gave Ian a hand-job until he shot his load over her face.

by okguyxx February 12, 2014

bong load

To load the bong (water pipe)with weed.

Pack a bong-load bro!

by Irie Dude September 20, 2003

load of shit

Another way of describing Bullshit.

"10 inches???? You're joking.That's nothing but a load of shit."

by WitchyPOO January 3, 2005

Ladouceur

A French name coming from the noun "douceur" meaning softness; smoothness; mildness, mellowness, gentleness; sweetness. In fact, the name does not just come from the word, it is the word with "la" in front, marking the word as feminine.

People with the surname Ladouceur tend to come from French Backgrounds. Fancy that.

by Skippy Jo[h]n Jones August 21, 2008

Load Warrior

A man that is known for ejaculating enormous amounts of semen during sex. Also a porno movie of the same name from 1987 starring Peter North, where he plays a lone biker in the outback, being pursued by women to fulfill their semen quota. Plot loosely based on the "Road Warrior" starring Mel Gibson.

When Fletch shot his goo after being abstinent for a year, he almost drowned his partner. He was a real Load Warrior.

by Blumpster September 20, 2009

blowing my load

A guy reaches the climax of sex squirting out cum.

I was blowing my load on Jenna last night.

by A-town 4 life January 13, 2009