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Do you listen to Monster ?

if someone asks you if you listen to "Monster" by Seulgi and Irene, they ask if you're wlw.
Pers. 1 :" I like red velvet."
Pers. 2: " Do you listen to Monster ?"
Pers. 1: " Ohhh... yes, I do.."
by Imjaredim19 August 7, 2020
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Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun
1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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Listening to my adiction

When you have a fav artist you listen to all the time. Any chance you get.
Person 1: whats up
person 2: Nm just "Listening to my adiction"
Person 1: wth does that mean.
Person 2: it means im listing to my fav artist taylor swift.
Person 1: oooooooooooooooooookay
by Giggly stripes July 6, 2011
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Listen to people who have the outcome, bro

No I do not have to cede the discourse to someone who has a ✌️✊️✌️desirable✌️✊️✌️ outcome so they can sit there and MAKE SOME SHIT UP to make themselves SOUND good (regardless of the truth of their propositions). Get the fuck out of here with that.
A retard "Listen to people who have the outcome, bro"

Hym "Nah, you go fuck yourself with that. You know damn well your ass is just going to lie about anything that makes YOUR SUCCESS (either) look trivial OR as though there are external factors that exist outside of your control that are the direct result of your success. You're SURE AS HELL going to lie if anything makes your wife look like a disreputable slut. Anything that doesn't lend credence to the proposition that your are an extra special guy who's uniquely deserving of your outcome will be dismissed, mocked, or denied. So, no. Fuck you. I don't have to sit there and let a motherfucker lie."
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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Listening to that can make you go broke

Paying to much attention to details that don't matter
Teacher: I don't care if you don't like my way of teaching I have my teaching license your opinion won't matter

Students.. as a student I have a voice so listening to that can make you go broke if I would of listen and payed attention to everything you said I would of never gotten the school borad to agree with me...
by Guesswhoo22 December 10, 2023
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Welcome to the thing we are all doing... At this point in time we are experiencing...
Hym "The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'. It's one large Tu Quoque fallacy. You can see it everywhere. All over YouTube. They don't just arbitrate what you should think or how you should behave... They also dictate 'Who should or should not be listened to.' YOU NEED TO BE TOLD THAT BY YOUR BETTERS APPARENTLY!

Literally 98% of the YouTubers "Don't listen to THEM! You don't even have to listen to ME... But you SHOULD be listening to ME IN ABSTRACTION as someone who WOULD say the things I WOULD SAY to reinforce my ideological presuppositions!"

Hym "See that? ☝️ THAT right there is something to watch out for..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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