cigarette zombie

-A person, normally under the age of 18, who incessantly asks to bum cigarettes or asks for someone of legal age to purchase cigarettes for them.

-They extend their open hand like a zombie. Instead of 'brains,' they groan, 'cigarette'.

-Found often at skate spots, the mall, or hanging around elementary and middle schools which they no longer go to.

Rob: Have you seen Noah lately?
Bob: Yeah, I left his ass at the gas station when he wouldn't stop asking me to get him cigarettes yesterday.
Rob: I told you to never give him any. He's turned into a cigarette zombie. And he use to be such a good kid.

by lunaticxparade August 14, 2009

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Cigarette Boner

What somebody has when they forget about ashing their cigarette and it is abnormally shlong.

Dude, look at Jonny's cigarette boner. That stoner better not ash on my couch again.

by Bonerheros August 23, 2010

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cigarette

The reason why your friends and family lost some respect for you. Also the reason why your teeth and spit are yellow and black and your dick is going limp after a few minutes of sex.

guy - *lights a cigarette in the elevator*
old woman - *cough* ahem
guy - lady i apparently don't care about my own health, what makes you think i'll give a shit about yours?

by pnguyen January 6, 2008

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cigarette dick

The unfortunate smelly product of receiving oral sex from a smoker.

1: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with that chick from the bar last night.
2: Nah, just a blowie... but she smoked so many camels I got a nasty case of cigarette dick.

by Mudbrother November 23, 2015

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