The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla
“Football.”— Turk
(Everyone agrees)
“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith
“They started late this year.”— Doug
“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd
“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted
“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.
“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso
“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk
“Football.”— Turk
(Everyone agrees)
“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla
“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith
“They started late this year.”— Doug
“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd
“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted
“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.
“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso
“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010
Get the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie mug.I told my mom I was too sick for school in a joking manner, but I was clearly all right, so you could say I was joke-lying. A joke-lie is when you are giving false information but in a joking manner.
by Moneyman1 February 26, 2021
Get the Joke-lie mug.A substitute for "The writing is on the wall'. From the (video game) Portal. The graffiti in background levels give clues and point out truths including "the cake is a lie".
Chell is promised cake and grief counseling as her reward if she manages to complete all the test chambers. After Chell completes the final test chamber, GLaDOS congratulates her but the promised cake is a lie.
by Portal player August 14, 2008
Get the cake is a lie mug.A term that when prefixed to a statement does more damage than good. Its purpose is to state that you are about to tell the truth about something. However, If one has to use this statement, it can be concluded that when that same person does not use this statement then they are lying, because when they are telling the truth, they state that they are about to tell the truth by saying, "I’m not gonna lie..."
So this statement, in effect, when used, devalues any potential credibility one once had as an honest and truthful person when they are not using the statement.
It is synonymous with: to tell you the truth, honestly, actually, as a matter of fact, in fact , truthfully
So this statement, in effect, when used, devalues any potential credibility one once had as an honest and truthful person when they are not using the statement.
It is synonymous with: to tell you the truth, honestly, actually, as a matter of fact, in fact , truthfully
I'm not gonna lie, she is looking fine.
I'm not gonna lie, this taste terrible.
I'm not gonna lie, you are really good at what you do.
I'm not gonna lie, this taste terrible.
I'm not gonna lie, you are really good at what you do.
by morgantj September 19, 2009
Get the I'm not gonna lie mug.Saying usually used by Christians in the rural southeastern and mid-western United States, usually meaning the person saying it disagrees with another person
Someone told me 2 years ago that gas was gone be over $2.50 in the next few years, and I told him the devil is a lie, but it looks like I was wrong
by Cow Guy666 June 15, 2021
Get the The Devil is a Lie mug.It means you don't have to lie to impress a person or to be accepted. Basically its hiding something from someone or lying about something to fit in.
Me: I hate it when guys wear skinny jeans.
Marques: me too!
Me: Pshh you don't have to lie to kick it, i know you gotta pair.
Marques: me too!
Me: Pshh you don't have to lie to kick it, i know you gotta pair.
by msnewboooty January 7, 2011
Get the don't have to lie to kick it mug.A single, two-word phrase that contains both the phrases "He lied" and "She believed", describing the stereotypically-common occurrence of a male lying to a female for personal gain, and a female believing the male because she is "naive".
This phrase can be interpreted as offensive to both sexes, painting males as devious, untrustworthy creatures and females as gullible fools.
This phrase can be interpreted as offensive to both sexes, painting males as devious, untrustworthy creatures and females as gullible fools.
(Boy and girl have know each other for 2 weeks)
Him: I love you so much. I want to express my love in a physical way. Will you make love with me?
Her: I love you too, so much. I've never felt this way before! Let's do it!
she believed
Him: I love you so much. I want to express my love in a physical way. Will you make love with me?
Her: I love you too, so much. I've never felt this way before! Let's do it!
she believed
by nonbiased1234 January 1, 2010
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