laying up

to lounge, as in watching TV or reading a book

She was laying up watching TV

by easymac77 July 10, 2011

laying the whackage

the process of belting someone

I'm completely laying the whackage on this dick shiner

by Arking April 13, 2008

Laddington Bear

Someone who, despite being abandoned by his old family, always makes sure to get the lads involved in the banter. (Preferably peruvian)

"I really like John actually, he's a Laddington Bear that one."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

laying hen

A female who contrary to usual gender roles, values having a stable well paying dependable occupation. A laying hen is the opposite to a parasitic woman who's only interest is rearing children and spending her husbands money.

"That girl Sally is a real laying hen. She works in the hospital as a nurse. She's a real laying hen. You should marry her Tony"

by mitzi wavin November 13, 2017

picking up what you're laying down

A phrase to let someone know you understand what they're talking about.

Dude: So then Brenda says she wants to get in the back seat.

Other dude: I'm picking up what you're laying down.

by Nole69 June 13, 2009

laying a mine

Having a shit

Aaron has just gone to lay a mine

by Paul January 21, 2004

mine laying

To lay a silent, or otherwise, fart in a shop aisle. This must be one that is putrid to the senses.

To participate in Mine Laying, one must observe the following code for perfect mine layage:
1) Find a large shop with clearly observable aisles, music shops generally are ideal.
2) Choose an aisle with no body present and release you mine.
3) Walk away from you mine and observe from a safe distance.
4) Try not to laugh too noticably when you clearly see the next person in the aisle grimace with sheer horror at the smell they have walked in to!!!!

by broken banjo March 27, 2007