An educational institute located in Gainesville, Florida, where students go to study law at a bargain price. In addition to learning legal issues in a diverse setting, UF Law students can expect to develop alcoholism.
UF Law produces more judges, justices, and raging alcoholic millionaire big-firm lawyers than any other law school in Florida.
by Big Freeze UFL February 4, 2010
Get the UF Lawmug. Have you ever wondered why Girls especially will always accept to be ''On gives by their 'EX'??
Have you ever wondered why married men and women still cannot resist that one guy they dated far back in the uni??
Ladies and GentleBabes, i bring you...
Okafor's Law of Congodynamics
C 1 P = C ∞
It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ) , it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.(emphasis on properly). In other words, "....a woman once knacked, can be reknacked..."
Just like we say "water finds its level"
Which is not exactly how Achimedes narrated his contemplation, of all things floatation.
In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. There is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O(opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties.
In lay-mans term what the above jargons simply mean is dat.
A hole once drilled, drilled properly even when closed up can always be found and can be drilled forever'
if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc..)
Have you ever wondered why married men and women still cannot resist that one guy they dated far back in the uni??
Ladies and GentleBabes, i bring you...
Okafor's Law of Congodynamics
C 1 P = C ∞
It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ) , it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.(emphasis on properly). In other words, "....a woman once knacked, can be reknacked..."
Just like we say "water finds its level"
Which is not exactly how Achimedes narrated his contemplation, of all things floatation.
In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. There is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O(opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties.
In lay-mans term what the above jargons simply mean is dat.
A hole once drilled, drilled properly even when closed up can always be found and can be drilled forever'
if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc..)
by Uncleplugg January 9, 2019
Get the Okafor’s lawmug. Muphry's Law is the editorial application of the better-known Murphy's Law. Muphry's Law dictates that if you write anything criticizing another person's editing or proofreading, you will inevitably make a mistake of your own. Note that by definition, pointing out an example of Muphry's Law makes you in turn subject to it.
John: Man, Steve really needs to take some grammer lessons.
Bob: "Grammer"? Looks like you've just encountered the effect's of Muphry's Law!
Bob: "Grammer"? Looks like you've just encountered the effect's of Muphry's Law!
by Zidewinder August 10, 2008
Get the Muphry's Lawmug. In IB physics on a multiple choice question given answers:
A. answer a
B. answer b
C. answer c
D. all of the above
Dinan's Law states that one should pick answer "D" in all of these situations. (see Hahn's Law)
A. answer a
B. answer b
C. answer c
D. all of the above
Dinan's Law states that one should pick answer "D" in all of these situations. (see Hahn's Law)
by IB Physics 6/7 '05 May 19, 2005
Get the Dinan's Lawmug. (noun):
1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).
1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).
JS: It's 2:00 A.M. already?
JB: Wait no I- !!
JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!
JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.
JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*
JB: Wait no I- !!
JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!
JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.
JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*
by Phoenix_Gold September 28, 2011
Get the Shelton's Lawmug. The more rabidly anti-gay and "Christian" a commenter considers himself, the higher the likelihood that he or she will resort to describing vulgar sexual acts supposedly performed by GLBT people in an attempt to vilify them. Usually affirmed when an actual GLBT person is grossed out by the rhetoric.
Named for Peter ("Porno Pete") LaBarbera, founder of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, a "Christian" organization whose sole purpose is to oppose every measure that might lead to GLBT people being considered human beings. LaBarbera lends his name to this law specifically through his "hobby" of attending leather and BDSM conventions, camera in hand, for "research purposes", and also because he mentions corprophilia at every opportunity.
Named for Peter ("Porno Pete") LaBarbera, founder of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality, a "Christian" organization whose sole purpose is to oppose every measure that might lead to GLBT people being considered human beings. LaBarbera lends his name to this law specifically through his "hobby" of attending leather and BDSM conventions, camera in hand, for "research purposes", and also because he mentions corprophilia at every opportunity.
Wingnut: "Homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human shit."
GLBT Person: "Ew, what the fuck? LaBarbera's Law, much?"
GLBT Person: "Ew, what the fuck? LaBarbera's Law, much?"
by Baldran August 25, 2010
Get the LaBarbera's Lawmug. Killian's law states: The more someone boasts about a particular trait or skill, the less likely it is that they possess it.
by Nonya Asole July 14, 2017
Get the killian's lawmug.