Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

B-Lard

When you smack your homies butt and jam your fingers in the crack unexpectedly.

Yo I got in trouble for giving Robert the B-lard in PE class today

by Flying avocado0712 October 7, 2021

Lard

1. Big booty bitches

Kevin: What the fuck is up LARDASS!!

Stacey: IM NOT FAT!!!!

by Baconbitch99 April 27, 2022

Lard

Best example: in the tags down below

Sofia is such a lard

by bobcat bob November 5, 2021

Lard

What you call your boyfriend if he is a "tub o lard"

Hey Lard how was your day you fat turd.

by Beardy March 31, 2017

LARD ASS

CUZ IM FAT AS SHIT AND MY NAME DAV

DAVE U FUCKING LARD ASS - DILLON

by niggernut August 29, 2022

lard boy

fat

u r lard boy

by a lard boy August 18, 2023