lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Lard eyes

A loving name for your sibling

God sibling your are lard eyes

by Swagnar170 February 26, 2024

Lard-ass

Some fat kid running at the swimming pool

Hey lard-ass no running on my watch

by Ar226 March 26, 2020

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022

Fat Lard

A big fat person who does nothing but sits around and doesn't do shit, but watches animal porn in their free time

Hey look at that Fat Lard

by SUB2PEWDIEPIEEEEEEEE April 25, 2019

Lard

Humans but big.
Not Giants.

LOOK OUT, IT'S A LARD!

by kharker711 April 21, 2022