Seg Lan

when somebody is feeling funny they will use this phrase

A: No one is coming to the football training section today.
B: Bruh Seg Lan.

by seglankhan June 20, 2024

Lan

Lan is a name. Lan is the type guy who’s a bro. Lans are Canadian and strong lovers of Logic. Lan is good at quickscoping and getting ladies. Lan is open to a good “no strings attached (as Lan calls it)” every once in a while. Overall he is a great guy and he is involved in a Bible Study.

Kai: “Did you see that Canadian guy over there?”
Sam: “Haha... You mean Lan?”

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Karim: “That guy is an excellent quickscoper, do we know of him?”
Dylan: “Of course we know him, that’s Lan!”

by TheBBCman October 24, 2018

C-lan

about 5ft 2 and belches like nobodies business. also has super smooth skin

how's it goin C-lan

by Dooganshmoogan January 10, 2022

LAN

Lyin Ass Nigga

Don't let this LAN tell you he ain't got crack. He just reupped !!! F'n lan
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by anonymous June 21, 2025

lan party

When a group of people sit in a circle and masturbate together staring deeply into each others eyes.

you wanna come and lan party with the girls tonight?

by lanparties May 5, 2022

lan

a dick

you have a small lan

by musti01 February 28, 2024

da plane lan

You received your paycheck. Your salary was deposited into your bank account.

"Anyone know if da plane lan yet?"

Bui, I tryna to pay my rent but da plane en lan yet!

by Wa-Ya-Won June 25, 2023