lanier

a pedophile with long fingers

"honey, don't give our address. thats a lanier."
"too late."
knock on the door.

by bobmarleylover October 4, 2009

Lambert And Butler

Cheap cigarette brand, smoked by underage teenagers because they can't afford anything else. Disgusting flavour and smoke that makes you cough. A self-respecting person would only smoke these as a last resort.

Person 1: Dude, why are you smoking Lambert And Butler?
Person 2: Because I can't afford anything else.
Person 1: Oh, so you're an underage teenager then.

by Izzibella September 6, 2005

Lambert

When you absolutly have nö skill skill at activities you do with other people such As Sports.

-Dude, he's Lamberting this Lacrosse practice. He sucks.

by Chuckles95 April 1, 2010

bfg lamer

A player who uses the BFG too much. Also: bfg whore, bfg slut, bfg fucker, bfg bitch, etc.

That guy couldn't use any weapon but the bfg, what a fuckin bfg lamer.

by Skippy Doodle December 25, 2002

lampers

The term "Lampers" is given to a group or individual who socialise in a remote pub in the hills of hadfield called The New Lamp. Unlike most people who venture there due to their local connections, a lamper(s) stands out from the rest. Firstly, a lamper(s) is able to speak the correct english language with ease(alcohol excused). Secondly, a lamper(s) does not have a lazy eye(alcohol excused) and thirdly, a lampers mother is not also their sister. Many more reasons for a lamper(s) standing out from the rest of the locals go from not having webbed feat to having their own teeth!! If you happen to see a lamper or a group of lampers,please do not hesitate in approaching them, you will be greeted with NL love and probably even bought a drink!!

Locals in hadfield have hairy palms, Lampers do not!!

Everyone in hadfield is related in every which way thats wrong, Lampers are not!!

Locals in hadfield have 2 bellybuttons, Lampers are not!!

Locals in hadfield think you need a passport to venture to another town, Lampers do not!!

by Jake Hay June 19, 2008

lamer

Someone who is by definition lame, spreads lameness and is completely disjoint from non-lame.

Man, ... Sapana is such a lamer.

by SCAV October 18, 2006

Lamer

Title of online-gamers who dont play by the invented rules and have fun instead. Lamers are kicked and banned from servers for playing the game the way it is intended to be played.

"OMFG ADMIN, I WAS LAMED! KICK 3d-n00b!"
"Lamer!"
"wtf damn lamer, stop it"

by 3d-n00b January 11, 2004