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kesimoli

A derogatory term that refers to a Samoan boy who likes to play with black men’s big booty cheeks. Typically those of who attend Euless Trinity High School
Nahh don’t fw him he’s a Kesimoli hn💀💀
by bignigga335 December 12, 2023
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Kosmic kart

this kart is driven by a kid who gets paid a million a year or his/her father who makes a million per year on RPG, or a Briggs driver that found it on facebook marketplace.
that kid on the Kosmic kart is obviously cheating, I would've got p1 2nd without the RPG Drivers, (RPG Drivers pipes are always short, trust me)
by Karting Pro December 18, 2023
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Kosmo the Inscrutable

The cunt that made Vince go through 5 long-ass areas and one drag-off of a bayou.

Fuck you Kosmo, you shrimp-dick.
Person 1: Oi who's that cunt 'ey?

Person 2: I think 'e calls 'imself "Kosmo the Inscrutable"

Person 1: What a fuckin' dropkick 'ey
by Phsyco Grunt May 28, 2024
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kojimbo

Derived from video game designer Hideo Kojima, it refers to when your brain explodes due to not being able to process the large/incomprehensible amount of information thrown at your face.
*loud music blares out and the narrator's deep voice enters your soul *
"KOJIMBO feelsdankman"
by bluefin2004 October 29, 2024
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Kosamba King

A mythical being from the legendary town of Kosamba, where chhapris roam free and the WiFi still runs on goodwill. The Kosamba King is a rare breed—a brute with the face of a genetically confused mouse-monkey hybrid, yet somehow, against all odds, a coding god. He fled the rural trenches to Bangalore, where he stacks more rupees than the entire GDP of Kosamba, yet his heart (and playlist) remain stuck in the gully rap era.

Despite looking like an AI-generated gangster rat, he is revered as the wealthiest and most successful export of Kosamba. His mere existence is proof that even the most chhapri soil can produce a billionaire in the making.
Bro, he just pulled up in a BMW wearing knockoff Jordans and blasting Indian mawali rap—absolute Kosamba King behavior.
by king_nik March 20, 2025
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Kasiming

Jerking off on a phone call with other people. Usually done as a power move or as a method of perversion. Kasim coming from Keyem hot dogs and SIM cards.
Jason was Kasiming on a call with Paul and Matilda
by HareInMySoup April 25, 2025
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Kasimir Piss Battle

A competition invented by Kasimir, where you pull your foreskin all the way over your dick (so no piss can escape) and hold it there. then you start pissing and Whoever releases the grip on their foreskin last wins.

Often the deciding factor involved in winning is foreskin elasticity, but sometimes it’s pure willpower.
„Dude, yesterday Paul completely dominated the Kasimir Piss Battle in the locker room, you should have been there!“

„I’m not competing with that guy anymore, his foreskin is too loose, it’s unfair“
by CDUUU1930 July 14, 2025
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