It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
by FaggotBoyFresh March 08, 2009
This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.
by BradieBear July 04, 2010
A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022
When someone is really bad at something, they're called Koala Dog. Its basically because koalas and dog dont go together.
by Maudota12 December 13, 2017
Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.
Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.
#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 26, 2011
by prozak42 June 03, 2011
An awesome animal who lives in Australia if you fuck with them you died Boii.
1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died
2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one
3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's
1.If you not a fellow Koala and you see one your fucking died
2.never look back when you see a koala and your not one
3.Male Koalas have Really Really Really giantgenetic Dick's
by Littyboiiii February 02, 2017