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It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009
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Koala

1. Koalas are indigenous to Australia. It is an animal that spend 20 to 22 Hours in a day sleeping.
2. A person that is suffering from sleeping sickness or loves to sleep more.
1. Sloth and Koalas are similar when it comes to sleep.
2. Terry is a koala when sleeping.
by Makoo36 May 21, 2021
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koala

Alternative to caller. A koala is a person hanging on a call.
As in .. One moment please Koala...
by Smolly13 April 22, 2021
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Koala Vag

When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.
Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash

Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022
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Joaquin the Koala

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.

Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.

#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011
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Koala

by Nameless*soul August 25, 2017
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The Koala

When a girl gets high and then aggressively sits on your face tus resembling a koala falling from a tree and attacking your face
Yo last night me and my girl tryed something new called "The Koala"
by anonymous February 19, 2021
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