kitchen roll

Usually called Bob and is a very kind, generous person. Generally has over 2000 friends. Is very passionate about their dreams/future.

OMG! He is so kind! He must be a kitchen roll named Bob.

by Sassy Stick July 1, 2020

Kitchen slut

Cheap cheating girlfriends/wives who haven’t been caught yet so they act like they still have feelings for you by residing in the kitchen where they belong after getting laid by a stranger.

Guy1: you know he is really lucky he’s married to her, she’s wonderful!
Guy2: bro, she’s a kitchen slut!
Guy1: fuck me dead

by aFeministLol November 16, 2020

Hell's Kitchen

n. An obsolete term for the West Side of Manhattan when it was a violent slum. The suburban transplants that have moved into the neighborhood are making every effort to resurrect the name "Hell's Kitchen" as they believe it will afford them instant street credibility. Psuedo-Street Smarts that they hope will disguise their middle-class suburban upbringing. The neighborhood has since "gentrified" great since the late 1980s and is now comprised of transplants and the trendy cafes/shops that come with them.

Notice how dumb it sounds when you have some obvious suburbanite refer to where they live as "Hell's Kitchen?!"

by DH10 October 10, 2010

Kitchen bitch

A man who gossips like an old auntie or grandma who would partake in drinks and food while gathered in the kitchen

Old Jumbo talks too much . What that make him a kitchen bitch

by Cand cand May 12, 2014

Dutch Kitchen

The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.

She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.

by SqueedlySpooch April 4, 2009

If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen.

If the task you are pursuing puts too much pressure on you, then you should not pursue the task. (Especially if the pressure exceeds the benefits of the task.)

My boss saw that I was in panic mode to get my job done today. Instead of words of encouragement, she said to me "If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen." ..What a bitch!

by cjammer911 July 13, 2013

kitchen porn

Any home decorating magazine with pictures that show perfectly decorated houses, apartments and gardens. The pictures are computer altered or airbrushed to make the rooms look bigger and clutterfree because nobody's kitchen is that big.

Gerry's wife opened her kitchen porn magazine, pointed to the stainless steel kitchen island and asked, "Do you like her kitchen better than mine?"

by Eva Marie October 25, 2007