polish the keg

Spitting into your hand and rubbing the head (or glans) of the penis.

"Hey baby, wanna polish my keg?"

"Are you gonna polish the keg or what?"

by Yoford July 18, 2016

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Columbian Powder Keg

When you put cocaine in someone's asshole and wait for them to fart a coke-cloud. Once the cloud has formed, you snort as much cocaine as you can/want.

Eric: Hey you wanna do a Columbian Powder Keg with me?
john: Sure, whos gonna be the cannon first?

by Falling Elements January 23, 2018

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anti-keg

A room that is filled to the top with an alcoholic beverage, with the exception of a keg full of air in the middle of the room.

Frat Guy 1: Should we get a keg for the party?
Frat Guy 2: Let's get an anti-keg instead.
Frat Guy 1: Bro

by Pizzasmash January 23, 2018

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keg standary

The standards of holding a person above a keg for a proper keg stand.

1. Person should be upright face down with support from front and back of their body.

"That guy fell over because there was no keg standary to support him."

by Endestria October 16, 2013

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virtual powder keg

discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.

Status Update:

"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.

by wickid_me November 28, 2011

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Keg Swammi

The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.

I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.

by CoachDB October 28, 2011

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