by kwiii December 23, 2008
Get the karma poundsmug. The notion that the quality of penis one receives is directly contingent on the quality of coochie they possess and put out into the world.
by Enigma Jones August 10, 2010
Get the penis karmamug. When someone insults, discredits, or drags the K-pop group Tomorrow X Together, legend says that five minutes later the group will receive and add another achievement to their list.
"txt are a bunch of losers"
"tomorrow x together flops"
*5 minutes later*
"The Chaos Chapter: Freeze by the K-pop group, Tomorrow X Together extends their record as the longest charting 2021 album by a Korean act on Billboard."
"ah the txt karma y'all"
"tomorrow x together flops"
*5 minutes later*
"The Chaos Chapter: Freeze by the K-pop group, Tomorrow X Together extends their record as the longest charting 2021 album by a Korean act on Billboard."
"ah the txt karma y'all"
by hakikaru September 6, 2021
Get the TXT KARMAmug. When someone drinks straight from the milk carton and doesn't check the expiration date or manages to miss the odor, receiving a nice, clumpy drink of milk.
by Lear Bear January 25, 2010
Get the Karma Chugmug. Inevitable consequences of an action that almost exactly mirror the action which brought these consequences about. They usually happen soon or almost immediately after the original event occurred.
Eg#1
Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"
Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."
Eg#2
Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."
Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"
Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."
Eg#2
Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."
by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011
Get the Precise Karmamug. When your girl snail trails your stomach after you cream pie’d her vagina, I grabbed her head and smeared it all over her face, cum karma!
Sherri snail trailed Chris, smashing her face into his stomach and watched cum dripping off her eyelashes, cum karma!
by ChrisCorbinSherriOleary696969 November 1, 2022
Get the Cum Karmamug. Man #1 pours down lava in attempt to kill Man #2, but the lava falls on Man #1
Man #1: Oh no what did you just do!? What did you just do!?
Man #2: I didn’t do shit! You did that! This is your lava! Haha Karma Loki’d!
#creaturetopia
Man #1: Oh no what did you just do!? What did you just do!?
Man #2: I didn’t do shit! You did that! This is your lava! Haha Karma Loki’d!
#creaturetopia
by Thicccboi October 18, 2017
Get the Karma Loki’dmug.