kangaroo

A person who is so large that they could hold a person in their fat as if it were the pouch of a kangaroo.

Dude check out that kangaroo, you could fit a whole Vietcong village in her.

by Berninator 5001 July 19, 2007

Captain Kangaroo

A man who participates in the sexual act of inserting his erect penis into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he ejaculates into the fold.

Ryan, did you hear Joey had fat ankle night last night? He went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new title of Captain Kangaroo.

by Fodeez August 4, 2011

kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.

Sorry I missed your call, I was kangarooing the toilet.

by Spike and Gwabby October 21, 2007

kangaroo

A young man who has a fondness for older women.

Demi Moore's husband is a kangaroo, doncha think?

by raggedynan August 13, 2009

kangaroo

Slang for <gay guy>

Doing little hopping motions on both legs while holding your hands parallel and the wrists slightly bent forward should give you an idea where this synonym came from.

Are you a kangaroo?

by Lynx86 January 4, 2011

Kangaroo Pouch

the destroyed muscles above your c-section that pooches out.

after my second c-section i need to work out to get rid of this kangaroo pouch

by Ca$$i October 10, 2012

Blue Kangaroo

A sex act meaning hitting a blue waffle from the back while bouncing up and down.

John: Me and Kate tried the blue kangaroo lady night, or was so awesome!

Derek: Dude that's gross!

by Laun Dro-Mat December 1, 2013