Junioritis

A terminal strain of Senioritis that is obtained by excessive laziness and contact with infected seniors. Junioritis tends to attack young people around the age of 17 or at the end of there 3rd year of high school. This tragic disease affects a person’s ability to obtain any form of motivation used to achieve tasks specifically related to public high schools; it also affects a person’s ability to judge long spans of time, often giving the infected individual a false sense of hope and relaxation. In its later stages this disease can lead to failing of classes, summer school and in some extreme cases failure to graduate, coma, and death. Some medications for this illness include Ritalin, caffeine, and excessive strikes to the individuals face and groin.

"Ben has Junioritis!"
"Quick, slap him in the face!"

by Suprben May 13, 2009

Bert Bowes Junior Secondary School

a stupid school where all the teachers pick favorites and the duties will look for any excuse to put you in the office or even to say you name and make you think that you're in trouble

bert bowes junior secondary school's

teacher #1 : hey im gonna give this kid an A just because i feel like it.

teacher #2 : what about this kid?

Duty : ya that kid was walking down the hall during lunch so i sent him down to the office... you should fail him

Teacher#1: hey thats a good idea!

by i can't wait to graduate June 10, 2009

junior gamer

A little whiny bitch, usually under 13 years old, that plays online games. He usually makes immature jokes like "penis! haha!" and gets really annoying because he pisses you off.

I had to ban the junior gamer from the server cuz he thought weewee was a funny joke.

by rizzuh July 12, 2003

Junior Prom

1.A night where Nice Guys stay at home alone and think that a few miles away, the girl of their dreams is with some asshole having the times of their lives without you.

2.An event which takes place in Nice Guys in nice guys imagination to make their pathetic High School experience seem better.

3The way for nice guys to start jumping into an ocean of depression and alcoholism starting their junior year. A lucky few will make their senior year better before it's to late. (Not Likely)

1. Guy stays at Junior Prom Night, home stares at the clock and wonder what their crush is doing at every exact moment with him.

2. Guy gets rejected by girl to Junior Prom, stays at home puts on music and imagines being with her. Its fun until guy realizes how pathetic it is.

3. Guy gets reject by girl to junior prom and is extremely depressed that prom night and despite hearing how bad alcohol is, decides to try it. Guy realizes that alcohol helps depression keeps drinking and from then on when ever he's depressed has a drink.. (Which is quite often, poor ex.. nice guy hello raging alcoholic)

by Lemon Guy January 6, 2010

junior senior

gay guy + straight guy = cool music

Junior Senior has such cool music!

by Julie September 1, 2003

Junior Pick-Up

When Junior boys take advantage of the new Freshman. They usually do it because they're easy but sometimes because they can't get any. Also, who doesn't like a good virgin?

"Did you see the new freshman, Violet? She is totally going to get with that Junior guy, Brian! Don't you hate Junior Pick-Up?"

by Andrew Gibbster July 10, 2007

Junior Speedball

The act of Mixing together Marijuana and Coffee. Kind of like speedballing (mixing heroin and cocaine), but on a much less drastic scale. Usually performed by potheads who have to work early.

Person1: "Phew, time for lunch break. So what are you having today??"

Person2: "Not sure, probably just gonna nap. My junior speedball is wearing off."

Person1: "Well i got some more green if you want to smoke."

Person2: "I love you."

by SteveoStytches October 28, 2008