Juggalo (n): Juggalo is the name for a group of
people devoted to the band ICP, or Insane Clown Posse. Their population is made up primarily of shitfaced
white trash whiggers who are so fucking myopic they believe they are part of a broad-based “family.” What they
fail to realize is that their devotion to the fucktards that make up ICP demonstrates several things, among them: the IQ of a fucking houseplant; the willpower of a slut-fuck sorority
bitch whose twat gets more traffic than the Autobon; the social stamina of an albino midget with no hair and no dick who spends afternoons country dancing at fucking rest home; the class of an African American gigolo who wears chinchilla vaginas and bling made out of shitty plastic while attending a Grammy’s after party he broke into by fucking a 13 year old
boy; the courage of some sad cocksucker who feels brave when he rapes toddlers during nap
time at a daycare.
As you can see, juggalos are cum-gurgling
jizz mops. I
hope ISIS invades our nation, captures them all, and makes them watch each other get fucked up the ass with bayonets as their organs bleed out through their fucking mouths.
Do not be a juggalo. Ever.
Hey, look, that juggalo is getting gang raped by a bunch of towel-head
camel jockies. Should we help him? Naw, let’s help
ISIS fuck him harder.
