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Josie

"Josie, guard grandma!"
by Pav Rissa November 2, 2021
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Josie Layne

A real g. A real fuck around and find out kind of girl. She bad as hell though. Real down to earth girl. Will ruin your life if you lie tho
Is that Jesus? No, it’s Josie Layne.
by thatgirljos November 13, 2023
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Josie

Mid at Hay day
(Also a good donkey name)
Jack’s are typically better than Josie’s at hay day and deserve leader…
by Edgar_The_Donkey April 23, 2022
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Josie

josie is a stupid fart fat face she ugly and dumb she a little ho who will steal your food from your lunchbox and not give you answers to science assignments. don’t share your locker with her she will take your food
have you seen josie?
yeah, that fat bitch who won’t shut the fuck up and stop stealing my food?
omg yeah she’s so stupid and ugly!
by feinfart November 22, 2024
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Josie

Greatest weather girl you will ever meet. always willing to go run in the rain. you don’t wanna loose her so keep her close. she will be the best meteorologist in the country.
That guy: hey, have you heard of that new weather girl?
Friend: yeah “a josie” told me it wasn’t gonna rain and i got fucking soaked!
That guy: yeah “a josie” is the country’s best
by ballpolisher June 6, 2022
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Josie

A bitchy restaurant server who thinks far too highly of oneself. Often rude, condescending and full of themselves.
Josie believes that restaurant service is the single most important thing in life. Josie’s often think that everyone should aspire to be a server. They look down on those with larger aspirations.
by Jasyjames September 23, 2020
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Josie

The love of my life, with pretty eyes, cute meows, and sexxyyy body. Her noises are cute and has a gorgeous and fun personality and she makes me smile even when im sad.

Full of sexy wisdom, and love her interests in insects and sneks even though im deathly terrified of them (Maybe ill warm up to them).
I want to marry this woman and have cats with her <3
Josie makes me cum so much
by azuramints December 24, 2023
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