Joose Lipstick

The color your mouth and lips turn after drinking a Joose. A dead give away that your drunk..or getting there.

John: Woah that girls dancing crazy, you think she's drunk?
Mitch: Yeah for sure
John: How can you tell?
Mitch: Dude, just check out her Joose lipstick!

by Jo-Weezy March 27, 2009

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004

Jools

The hottest guy on the block. Party animal who will try anything, always looks out for his friends and is a real mummy’s boy.

Boy1: Do you think jools will come out tonight?
Boy2: has he ever missed a night out?
Boy3: nope.

by Krazy kat March 11, 2018

Jools

Jools is a dumbass kid that doesn't have a big dick he's has a peanut as a penis and has a terrible foot fungus

Oh hes such a Jools

Yea right

by penisfish123 September 2, 2021

Jooster Cake

A competative moon pie!

KR is a jooster cakE! he is negative also

by Dojo Mojo March 12, 2003

joos

Jumped out of skin

by Flamin Homer April 1, 2003

Joop

An insane, not so smart budgie.

Oh look it's Sammy Joop.

by Jess ^.^ December 11, 2003