janith

teh reason anything/everything exists

"well thank JANITH for that!"

by linjal December 24, 2004

jonathan kaufmann

An extremely handsome and charming kid. Usually found in Astoria, Queens. He's the dude everyone wants to be around because he's so cool. He's usually funny and makes the girls go crazy over him. There is no questions girls will fall in love with him in a matter of seconds.

Girl: OMG there's Jonathan Kaufmann! -faints
Guy: Im so jealous of Jonathan Kaufmann he gets all the girls.

by jonokauf December 7, 2013

jonathans dick

Really big

Jonathans Dick is bigger Then Svantes and stured.

by Jonathan Rönndin April 26, 2017

Jonathan

Hi nice to see you've come to a different deffinetion I am a jonathan and my results are what ever you think is correct so a. Jonathan is a very loving,caring person who loves everyone including his friends and family going out of his way to help anyone although you can see a deep sadness in his eyes you know that he is perfect and ways is there for anyone he loves his girlfriend will show in different ways how he loves her and will show her his sense of humor to brighten you're day will light up a whole room with his bright smile and will be the best person or friend in you're life.

Wow look at jonathan did he just take his girlfriend to the movies then get her chocolates for Valentine's day
Girl 2: yes he did do that I wish I was dating a jonathan.

by Not that guy again April 14, 2019

joneth

someone who is the best wifey <3 and short <3 bde strong tho

joneth is a real one yhyh

by kaheehee October 18, 2020

Jonathan

Adj.: to have the big sad
Verb: to do the big bad

"I'm feeling really Jonathan today."
"Man sometimes I feel like I just wanna Jonathan myself out the window."

by Moltaqa April 15, 2021

bumptious Jonathan

A term used by the British in the early 1800's to describe Americans. It

British Colonel: "In the case of a war, Upper Canada will fall to the bumptious Jonathan"

by British Loyalist March 30, 2009