Jondom

Very large condom used for a very larger wang.

1.Jane:you got your jondom on yet?
Jake:no, my jondom keeps breaking

2.my boner wont fit in this jondom

by murrayC September 20, 2007

JoanCourtish House

A house in which many memories are made. Exuberant tenants, who constantly laugh and know how to have a good time. Messy; at times, despite hilarity of the house. A disgusting kitchen, always. A house filled with roommates who are always there to make each other laugh, drunk, cry and smile. To have a horrible land lord. A draining pool; high water and electricity bills. A house who is always hated by neighbors.

Elizabeth and I have so much fun at Joannas house, Joanna definately has a JoanCourtish House!

Why do we always get drunk at matts house; "because he has a JoanCourtish House"!

Your roommates think they live in a JoanCourtish house, but...they are all wanabe's.

by Best F'n House March 18, 2008

jono ilori

a guy who is really big headed and up his own ass too far!

alright stop being such a jono ilori

by woodytheledge June 6, 2009

Jono brett

Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything

man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!

Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

by williewilliewilliepirate April 3, 2009

Jondom

An already used or jizzed on condom!

I was at my friend carlos's house when i asked him for a condom because i was going to fuck my girlfriend but carlos said he doent have a condom he only had a jondom and i was like, "ahhhhh fine that will have to do."

by aojnsvkadifsivqahbv May 15, 2010

jondond

the act of being raped for no reason

you just got jondond bitch.

by scummynumber9 March 19, 2011

JonCluff

A faggot that runs cross country and track. someone who is in love with homosexuals and likes to lick the tip of the butthole. When one masturbates one slowly strokes their butthole in a circular motion while thinking about African American men. They also have the smallest penis known to man-kind, smaller than asians.

Connor: Dude the hell is wrong with that guy over there?
Akur: Dude the fuck? He is totally a JonCluff bro.
Connor: Damn bro I feel bad lookie at the dickie.
Akur: Where?

by Jenny Clark February 6, 2012