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A faggot that runs cross country and track. someone who is in love with homosexuals and likes to lick the tip of the butthole. When one masturbates one slowly strokes their butthole in a circular motion while thinking about African American men. They also have the smallest penis known to man-kind, smaller than asians.
Connor: Dude the hell is wrong with that guy over there?
Akur: Dude the fuck? He is totally a JonCluff bro.
Connor: Damn bro I feel bad lookie at the dickie.
Akur: Where?
by Jenny Clark January 20, 2012
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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