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evan johnson

Extremely hot guys. They are honest and very sexy. Manly and are natural born pimps. They don't watch porn because they get ass all da time! They come off as jackasses but turn it to be big sweethearts and completely kind.
by bambi1123 January 24, 2014
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volcano johnson

(1) volcano johnson = A super extreme cum blast and/or a man known to deliver such.

(2) Volcano Johnson. In the "Champs!" episode of the A-Team, a cover alias for B A Barracus (Mr. T) who plays the part of a boxer, even entering the ring for a professional bout. Therefore, a boxer.
FOXY CHICK: Look at that, Sharin'! He's lookin' fine!

SHARIN' COCKS: Yeah. He's a Volcano Johnson.

FOXY CHICK: He's a boxer? That makes sense. Boxers have great bodies.

SHARIN' COCKS: No, he's not a boxer, but, we fucked last year, and he came so hard I had cum cummin out of my ears!
by Little Amy June 11, 2006
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Jarvis Johnson

Jarvis is a YouTuber. A simple man, roasted in March. He makes fun of things for views it’s great bc that’s what YouTube is now
Hey dude were you roasted in March
Yeah dude why
Bro
Bro
Go check this out you will fit right in
What is it
It’s Jarvis Johnson

m.youtube.com/channel/UCoLUji8TYrgDy74_iiazvYA
by DDKinz64 August 16, 2019
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Walter Johnson High School

A high school in Bethesda, Maryland. Located right next to a shopping center that fills up during lunch time and right after school. Supposed to be a very good school.
Pretty much all the girls are thots and/or juul. The bathrooms are filled with edgy sharpie graffiti.

The freshmen are ignored.
person: so, where do you go?
other person: oh I go to Walter Johnson High School
person: uh okay
other person: k imma post this on urban dictionary hold on
by yelloworpington November 10, 2019
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Carl Johnson

Man: Did you hear? Carl Johnson's mom got murdered and he's back up with the hood now.
Man #2: Yeah, he's beating up those Ballas suckas.
by OGFL May 5, 2009
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brandon johnson

a black southern man that typically associates with caucasians. athletic, funny, and smeels of vanilla. usually known to make loud popping noises. he's a huge lady's man and most of the time does not partake in the drinking of alcoholic beverages.
"hey is brandon johnson goin to be there tonight?

idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.
by jj stockton June 15, 2009
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solo johnson

Term used to describe an expedition by a single male.
Joe: Who'd you go see the movie with?
Corey: I went solo johnson.
by Corey Woodard June 22, 2006
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