...and Elton John's Straight

This is a phrase made as a response that can be said in rebuttal to a stupid comment about something that is completely untrue. It's purpose is to sarcastically add on to the other person's fib with another lie to go with it, showing them how they are incorrect. This particular phrase is derived from the fact that Elton John is gay, and therefore saying this would mean you are lying.

RJ: Bush is a warmonger!
Ryan (Me): yeah...and Elton John's Straight!

The Kentucky Yankee, proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee June 11, 2006

asian john

the biggest slut from Santa Rosa CA. gets drunk and fucks fat bitches. coolest asian ever

The other night, Asian John got wasted and puked on my mom.

by krillinsdemise March 31, 2009

Amy-John

A lesbian. Plain and simple.

Don't try and hit on those women over there, they are a bunch of Amy-Johns.

by Nerd Flanders February 28, 2015

beef witted apple john

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.

"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

by Tony John C October 10, 2007

attention john

A person who humors the attention whore by giving him or her exactly what he or she wants - attention. In essence, the attention john gives the attention whore business, much like a regular whore-john relationship.

Jeb: Poor Bobby had an asthma attack when the elevator became stuck.

Fran: It wasn't real. He faked it. He doesn't even have asthma!

Jeb: I won't listen to this! I'm going to go comfort Bobby and wait on him for the rest of the day!

Fran: You are such an attention john!

by Spivvy April 2, 2008

after John Wayne

Never name your son after John Wayne (or any other famous person); it's bad luck.

The Gayce's named their son after John Wayne.

by Boy George Michael Jackson Brown May 25, 2006

Aggravate John day

Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.

Today is National Aggravate John Day.

by BobRossRevived January 27, 2020