jeezy peats

a southern expression; meaning something like (jesus christ)

my mom says it. :P

jeezy peats that boy has a large afro.

by rickjames. June 22, 2010

cunt jerky

an old lady's cunt lips that are all dried out and hard.

I was looking for some easy poontang at the old folks home but all i found was cunt jerky

by Benny the Pig November 2, 2010

jeezy creezy

slang term for Jesus Christ, invented by comedian Eddy Izard

Jeezy Creezy, Jacob is such a friggin asswanker.

by Tion the One April 28, 2003

Jerry springer midget fight

So untasteful yet sooooooo funny you cant resist..

Hey Bob, I was watching this vid, HA HA, sorry man, on youtu, HA HA HAAA, oh my god it was sooooo fun, fu, HA HA ha haaa.. (Ten minutes of laughing later at the video Jerry springer midget fight), HA HA HA, and MAN, I was just looking at the screen shouting JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..

by wl11lam March 26, 2010

Jermyn

One who is at the pinnacle of society. This person is usually the best at everything they do and is simply a force to be reckoned with. They will try anything once and immediately become the very best at it. They are the outcome of when an unstoppable force meets and immoveable object.

Jermyn is SUCH A BEAST.
Jermyn took one look at the situation and simply PWNED.

by KingOfTheWorld23 January 27, 2011

Shit Jerky

The process of putting your shit in a food dehydrator and making beef jerkey out of your shit.

"Wow Mike, i really want to buy some beef jerky but it costs $5.95 a bag so i will make shit jerky out of the beef jerky i ate last night".

by Koch Master June 20, 2009

jerry falwell

See Also: The Good Year Blimp with a southern accent; Vague on eight of the Ten Commandments; Oliver North's bend-over buddy; Proud owner of several Swiss bank accounts; Jerry the Blob; Xenophobe; Persecutor; Book burning money worshiper; First against the wall when the revolution comes.

"It's time for the Old Time Persecution Hour with Jerry Falwell!"

by Carl J. Maltese May 21, 2007