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Jersey-Bomb

A Jagerbomb with the Red Bull substituted by Heineken. A shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a glass of Heineken and chugged.
The guy from "My New Haircut" should have been doing Jersey-Bombs with Snooki all night
by That guy from Jersey October 18, 2011
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Jersey Sparkler

A long slender effeminate joint rolled with multiple papers and minimal marijuana. If resembles a sparkler because it is so thin and burns so quickly and little lasting impact.
by GF Bocce Champ July 23, 2012
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Jersey wristwatch

When a double sided dildo is vaginally and anally inserted in the same female. The person responsible for the act then inserts their wrist through the loop, presenting it in the same manor as a watch.
I cant believe that stripper let me wear her jersey wristwatch
by Hershal Walker September 29, 2010
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Jersey Miker

A certain someone who is an employee at Jersey Mike's Subs whose entire social life revolves around working at Jersey Mikes. All conversations include something about Jersey Mikes and/or working there.
Example of two Jersey Mikers at school:
"Dude did you see me wrapping that sub the other day?!"
"Nah bro I was to busy sprinkling."
by Ste-eve November 6, 2013
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jersey j

To cross through three lanes to get to the farthest left lane(or fast lane), in this process cutting off people is a given and guarentee. Name compliments to New Jerseyans' infamous driving abilities.
Bud:"Shit I have to get into that lane"
Pete:"Jersey J it!"
by Deputy Frawg November 1, 2008
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Jersey Squirts

After a wild night on the town in Trenton, Karen got a bad case of the jersey squirts.
by See-Dubs September 4, 2014
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Jersey Shore

The dumbest show on MTV, if not ever made. All you'll see here is a buch of Guineas going to clubs, getting in fights, and fist pumping (the dumbest looking thing we ever saw).
Man 1: Did you see Jersey Shore yet?
Man 2: Yeah. It's awesome isn't it?
Man 1: Yeah; watching Italians in clubs is SOOOO fun =/
by Movie And Game Reviewers June 1, 2010
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