Skip to main content

jelly bracelets

Hey. I think that jelly bracelets are awesome. I hate to think that out society has came down to this. I mean come on. Little 6 and 7 year old girls wear them to play dress up not to have sex. So people think that older kids who wear them, have sex and play the game. So what do u think about little kids wearing them? ITs all a bunch of bullshit. Everyone needs to shut the hell up about it and get over it. People can bitch and bitch about them and kids are still gonna wear them like me. i wear so many its unreal but i dont play the game. All it is, is people expressing themselves. Aint it better than the youth gettin tatooes? Think bout it.
La la la. im gonna hve sex 2night bcuz some1 broke mah bracelet. GET REAL!!!!
by sara January 12, 2004
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

Porn Jelly

Jelly formerly used in a wrestling match between attractive women, which has now been bottled and sold; a meeting of the human races’ two most favorite things, in dessert form:
Coined by Jeff from British comedy Coupling
"Steve, do you realize what I just invented? Porn Jelly! There’s a lot of lonely people out there. What do lonely people enjoy? Puddings and porn. Now, for all your needs, pudding porn. It’s a girlfriend in a jar except it’s jelly."
by ThePwnmeister May 1, 2012
mugGet the Porn Jellymug.

Box Jelly

a creature of the cnidrian(jellyfish) family, chacrized by it's incredibly well working eyes, bright color, preditory agression,and spring loaded stinging cells on it's four tentacles. Instead of removing waste through it's mouth it's four tentacles absorb nutrients before puffimg out the waste material.
The Australian Box Jelly's sting make you lose hope that you will live, to add to it's already lethal power.
by Light Joker March 17, 2004
mugGet the Box Jellymug.

jelly bracelets

Well where I come from they have about as much meaning as a sock.
They are there to wear.

...

Nothing more, nothing less.
...
People wear them like any other bracelets.
by Amie. April 3, 2004
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

slinging jelly

Basically another phrase for masturbation, except it's more fun to say. To "sling jelly" is to masturbate.
Jim: "Hey man are you busy?"

Dan: "Nah man I'm slinging jelly right now."
by Arkatron Duke Mariot December 25, 2013
mugGet the slinging jellymug.

posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).
Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly
by mrjames July 1, 2014
mugGet the posting jellymug.

Launching The Jellies

To pick up dead jellyfish (and other sea animals) on a beach, usually for community service purposes.
"Why were you at the beach yesterday?"
"I was just launching the jellies!|
by spaceunderscore May 1, 2023
mugGet the Launching The Jelliesmug.

Share this definition