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Javier is a singaporean wagyu cow
"moo"
Oi dont be a javier
by iamnotpanda February 24, 2024
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Javier Jurado-Jurado

Don't bring your wife around him, no wife can resist his fat cock. it's not his fault, it's the wives fault. A player a heartbreaker and will steal your car. He likes naps, money and drugs.
This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!
by Cakencock March 24, 2024
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Javier escuella

Isaiah reeves someone who’ll only stand up for you only if dropped something for breaking into the bando that you only knew about fore you’re buddy that you let get humiliated in front of a bunch of black ppl that you could’ve prevented but you decided that I wasn’t your friend so I guess I’m the biggest fool thinking somebody actually cared about me other than acting like I’m an asshole fore being totally indifferent to your feelings of being disliked immensely for no reason but it was only a test of loyalty at the point and turned out there was none at any point
Is it me or does Javier escuella remind me of somebody I’ve met and I’ve actually bonded with on numerous occasions…. Oh well he’s an asshole anyway
by Wolf murder March 26, 2024
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Javier Mendez

A torture method which involves knocking out a persons teeth and then making them perform fellatio on your male part.
When Osama Bin Laden was captured, he would not give up information so the soldiers gave him the Javier Mendez
by JavierMendez February 16, 2025
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Javier Milei

The current president of Argentina, He is an anarcho-capitalist (Debatable after 2023; he literally became the head of state, which ancaps opposes the state), and he is basically Argentinian Trump
I don't care about Trump, I only care about his latino counterparts Javier Milei and Jair Bolsonaro
by GasparThalasso May 25, 2025
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Nachaly Javier Delacruz

An awesome friend, doesn’t really show emotion. Very exciting and fun to hang out with and stands up for what she believes in. WARNING; WHEN STRESSED THEY WILL DRAG ANYONE AND EVERYONE “aNd tHeiR deAd gRaNdmA”- nachaly. MADE BY ARIADNA
Don’t let a Nachaly Javier Delacruz add random people on snap because their snapchat account will get locked..AGAIN.
by chanel223 April 29, 2021
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Coach javier escato

Makes us run sprints ,carries breifcase

Playes drake music during sprints ovr

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Coach javier escato
by P_milling November 12, 2021
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