Jayson

A blonde best who would rather play fortnite than go to school.

Person 1: hey you gonna be at school tomarrow

Jayson: No fortnite takes priority

by Poopy man caca face March 14, 2024

Jameson

Total dumass, coudn't Evan spell this sentance corectly.

"Who's that guy over there?"
"Oh, that Jameson. He failed the last spelling test."

by SwagLax9084 May 1, 2025

Jayson

Definition of a smart ass

Jayson is literally a smart ass

by Thatssmartassgirl January 18, 2026

Dirty Jaeson

In a Gay containment camp in the Middle East. All the gays proceed to have an orgy. Then they orgasm and flood the place. All of them are shot, except ones named Jaeson. Which are forced to clean it up.

“Man, did you hear about the recent Dirty Jaeson

by FuckoFaggot April 16, 2020

Carl Jayson

A person who you can describe as shy & very quiet. Those two words are the common words used to describe him. Although his real personality is completely the opposite. Once you get to know him, a sweet, romantic, gentleman is hiding behind his mysterious eyes. He may not be the boy-next-door type but he's got the attraction by words. He's not great at letting out his feelings but only a special someone can bring out the best in him. He is great and someone a girl would want to have.

"Who's that boy she's dating?"
"That's Carl Jayson, his eyes are hot af!"

by Pseudonym0912 June 8, 2021

Thicc Jameson

He's a really nice guy until your good friends with him, then he's an asshole. He's definitly not a theater kid. And he doesn't use Italian cologne.

That ain't no slim Jim, that's a Thicc Jameson.

by Thicc Jameson November 21, 2021

Bartholomew Jameson

The goofy ah uncle of Quandale Dingle.

Quandale: look guys it's my goofy ah uncle Bartholomew Jameson

by BartholomewJameson May 11, 2022