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Janoskians

"Janoskians" is a popular act of oral and anal simulation, it consists of five sexual partners in total. Two partners start by inserting their penises into the other's anus, and thus it becomes a competition on who is able to squeeze it in first. The two remaining parters then attempt to stick their penises into the other's nostrils. The idea is to look as silly and gay as possible.

What You Will Need: A snapback, tri-pod and camera, a fringe, lip-piercing, vans (ask your parents, they're ok with it!) a foul mouth, add a hint of arrogance, and lastly, don't forget to upload it on YouTube, tagged "The Janoskians".

And remember, this popular position teaches us that it's totally cool to be a d*ckhead!
"Hey mate, what're those guys doing on the train with a camera?"

"Oh, they're probably doing the "Janoskians"."
by lodjfncmko December 19, 2012
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Janosaur

synonymous with "coolest person in the world". The Janosaur never loses, especially to Zacharus who only things he is greater.
The Janosaur annhilated her many foes, especially the weakling zacharus, with only a slight regret since Zacharus had once made damn good spaghetti sauce.
by Jane December 6, 2004
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Janusa Bird

A small featherless bird, it has a curious primary offensive weapon.
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jans

adj. describing a totally relaxing environment; a more extreme version of "chill"
"Were you at Jonathan's kickback yesterday?"
"Yea, it was jans"
by phung December 24, 2008
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Janis Jopplinned

When after snorting Cocaine, one slams their face into a glass table.
"Oh shit, that bitch just Janis Jopplinned."
by SeanitsRiffles May 30, 2009
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janksta

definition:

noun. a gangster that is not african-american. sometimes slightly lower on the cool-facter scale as a result.

can also be used as an adverb.

also see jankster.
"Eminem is a janksta."

"That's janksta."
by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005
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