CUM JAB

When you stick your dick in the womens vagina just as you cum.

Steven, instead of pulling out went in and gave her a cum jab!

by nobstickle 5000 August 2, 2016

Angel jab

When someone encourages you to take the nicer option. Instead of the mean one

I was totally going to make you guys walk but Amy gave me an Angel Jab and said "don't be mean give them a ride"

by Groundhogg June 5, 2017

The Jab

A slang term for the COVID-19 vaccine; Mainly used in a derogatory way by the American political Right wing.

Of course I didn’t get the Jab. Vaccines are created to control you.

by DominoSav4 June 1, 2024

JAB

A GROUP OF YOUTUBERS THAT ARE BOUND TO BLOW UP SO YOU SHOULD INVEST IN JAB

DID YOU WATCH THE NEW JAB VIDEO? OMG YES IT WAS SO DAMN GOOD

by ZUUU September 8, 2021

Roo jab

The verbal equivalent of a cluster-fuck. i.e. an awkward conversation that you unexpectedly walk into.

P1: "It would all depend on what human tasted like..."

P2: "Wow, that was a roo jab."

by Sdlewis November 3, 2008

Rib Jab Knock

a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber

"knock knock"

"yo what was that?"

"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"

by tommy sparks April 30, 2005

Jab

A quick cup of morning coffee to wake up and get alert. It uses boxing terminology so I guess in relation a triple espresso would be a super punch

"5 A.M. I'm gunna get a jab of coffee and get a move on."

by Treebonics July 29, 2016