Robby: Jordan gets so pissed when he gets called Googobbler.
Aaron: Carefull he might have a shank from his prison days.
Robby: Oh shit, you're right.
Chase: I'm GAY!
Aaron + Robby: You already said that Chase.
Aaron: Carefull he might have a shank from his prison days.
Robby: Oh shit, you're right.
Chase: I'm GAY!
Aaron + Robby: You already said that Chase.
by WickedRealDefinitions January 9, 2010

A very lovable, kind, generous, sexy person, with a great passion to sport (mostly football).
He has a winning smile, great looks and loves everyone around him.
He has short brown hair; with cute, small curls at the end.
He's overall, a perfect boyfriend.
He has a winning smile, great looks and loves everyone around him.
He has short brown hair; with cute, small curls at the end.
He's overall, a perfect boyfriend.
by ChocolateBrownies January 2, 2012

She is an amazing girl that can be dirty, but yet looks so innocent.. She has a wonderful boyfriend that knows what she wants and needs and what she deserves. That's why he would do anything to have her.. She is really intelligent, funny, joking , MEANY PANTS, But she gets annoyed by her boyfriend Zack sometimes.. She is a typical girl that has a boyfriend but she tends to have a girlfriend too.. JORDAN = Amazing...
Jordan invited me over and she was all up on me :)
I was walking with Jordan and she looked amazing and left me speechless.
I was walking with Jordan and she looked amazing and left me speechless.
by CRACKASBEBRACKIN March 21, 2012

1. A song in Guitar Hero II by Buckethead that became popular for being extremely difficult to beat on expertand almost impossible to full combo. A guy named HellAshes finally full combo'd it early 2008, but only with the use of the Hyperspeed cheat. To this date, it has never been released on an album.
2. (phrase) pull a Jordan: To do something, either expectantly or unexpectantly, that is generally considered impossible.
2. (phrase) pull a Jordan: To do something, either expectantly or unexpectantly, that is generally considered impossible.
1. (guy)I FINALLY FC'D JORDAN
(other guy) No you didn't. (looks at screen) Holy crap, you did!
2. Donald pulled a Jordan when he landed on his feet after falling 3000 feet from the sky without getting hurt or wearing any safety equipment.
(other guy) No you didn't. (looks at screen) Holy crap, you did!
2. Donald pulled a Jordan when he landed on his feet after falling 3000 feet from the sky without getting hurt or wearing any safety equipment.
by some day you will surely know March 16, 2008

The cutest guy ever. he also has a bit of a nerd in him but his nerdiness raises the cuteness factor. Though he may come as a douche bag at first, he'll open up to you in no time. Oh and he also sucks at hoola hooping!
by itsmerosiebee June 18, 2011

He pulls weights every chance he gets which makes his face go red. Likes to sing, bang on walls and twerk when he gets bored. Brings a whole ass motorcycle to school. Camps in a bush and eats flowers. He appears extremely confident and sometimes fibs to appear superior but he doesn't need to because he's actually a kind-hearted person that shouldn't seek further validation and should just be himself.
Josh: Jordan's aim in life is to be a stripper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper
by drpepperm1nt February 21, 2022

Usually dark haired and brown eyed. He may seem a bit shy at first, but when u get to know him, he is a really nice guy. He's very artistic and has an imaginative mind. He might get competitive sometimes but it doesn't last long.
He also has a big dick.
He also has a big dick.
by U.dont.know May 22, 2018
